I need some new haters. The old ones are starting to like me.

WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, &TTYL mean? Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later. Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too. ***** Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now...accept my friend request. Son: You're on Facebook now? WTF!!! Dad: What does WTF mean? Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad. ***** Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL Son: How is that funny, mom? Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny! Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud! Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain!

One day, I'll start messing with your feelings and you'll get mad because I finally learned how to play your game.

The worst feeling in the world is knowing you've been used and lied to.

Hahaha so funny

Dr:Are you sexually active? Me: Yes I'm a Facebook whore.

love hurts

" I wish I had the guts to walk away & forget about what we had, but I can't because I know you won't come after me& that's what hurts the most."

Hey

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